

Response to the Man(Comme "health of the mother") Ben and Jerry's is technically a "small business". You and I both know they have to pay their taxes.Response to the Man
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I refuse to believe that you don't believe your choice of the woman who dropped the basketball and saved a turkey wasn't the biggest mistake of your life.


Back up the Memory HolePrepare two mutually exclusive (or at least contradictory) statements, i.e.: We have always been at war with Eurasia; we have always been at war with Eastasia. In FaceBook make your status alternate between these statements, deleting the previous statement before updating. It should appear as if the contradictory statement never existed, not even in memory.Back up the Memory Hole
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They\'re coming to take me away, Ha-HA!
Do unto others as you would do unto yourself. You don\'t hit yourselves with hammers, do you? - Me
Straight as a circle, but crooked like a line. What am I?
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"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration"
--Thomas Edison
...SO STOP FRETTING ABOUT YOUR SKILLS AND GO PRACTICE!! XD
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...in my pants.
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Yum.
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Boink!
~analoren
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Life is a series of doors and only you hold the keys.
xo!
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I am a poetry admin for *DailyLitDeviations.
interested in collaborating?
writer, photographer, painter, whatever(er) -
I'll mix with words with anything you've got.
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yo wassup bro
grass grows, birds fly, sunshines and brotha
i heal people
i steal sandviches
if you were from, where i was from, you'd be drinking Bonk!
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Grwabban Peelz
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Smock
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