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Adventures In Misanthropia

Siam (if you thought Iran was so far Away) in trouble inconstant t’appelles. Vous avez nos penses. (What a nasty mess!) Evil to take away your webs (intar-),
Orwellian is its consumptiveness.
Understand, Culture is focussedly id Right now, readying the Quarter Four Push.
My, my, my, Taylor: queen bee, the highest Yellow, but when provoked a streaming well Arrives: such fitting aid in the arid New Mexico climate, and in the Bush Model. How No Child Left Behind (or pest). Agema would gladly shoot you little Ragamuffins in the face, the spittle.

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Response to the Man(Comme "health of the mother") Ben and Jerry's is technically a "small business". You and I both know they have to pay their taxes.
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I refuse to believe that you don't believe your choice of the woman who dropped the basketball and saved a turkey wasn't the biggest mistake of your life. Response to the Man
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Back up the Memory HolePrepare two mutually exclusive (or at least contradictory) statements, i.e.: We have always been at war with Eurasia; we have always been at war with Eastasia. In FaceBook make your status alternate between these statements, deleting the previous statement before updating. It should appear as if the contradictory statement never existed, not even in memory. Back up the Memory Hole
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Sniper's Delight1 part gin (pref. Seagram's Extra Dry) 1 part Irn-Bru (or Mountain Dew)
Chill if desired, DO NOT SHAKE, serve in a shot glass (or glass jar) Sniper's Delight
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Two Things from 20-4-09The Harold Lloyd film that used the word "Chink" more times than I had ever heard heretofore and was actually pretty revelatory of the present.
The woman's J her P face when she shook BHO's hand (she was faking it). Two Things from 20-4-09
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Small thing corrected, featured item, after two years.

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Playing: Team Fortress 2
Drinking: Sniper's Delight

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Current Residence: West Michigan
Favourite movie: In Bruges, WALL-E, 4 Months 3 Weeks 2 Days, Let the Right One In, Milk
Favourite band or musician: Arcade Fire, David Bowie, Velvet Underground, Asylum Street Spankers
Favourite poet or writer: Shem the Penman, J. D. Salinger, Eric Blair, Vadimir Nabokov, Mark Z. Danielewski
Favourite style of art: Impressionism
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: black 1st generation nano (4G)
Favourite game: Team Fortess 2, Portal
Favourite gaming platform: PC
Favourite cartoon character: Butters, Coco, Dean Venture, Nancy Hicks-Gribble, Roger the Alien
Personal Quote: Lay your Fist upon me! O, Michelle Obama!
Tools of the Trade: Barnes & Noble British Tan "Fiorentina", Open Office, .5 Twist Erase Pentels

Website: http://a-yzsaakc.livejournal.com
Email: brunk.alex@gmail.com
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~DDaysRevenge

Jul 7, 2009, 11:02:04 AM

Thank you for the fav!

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They\'re coming to take me away, Ha-HA!

Do unto others as you would do unto yourself. You don\'t hit yourselves with hammers, do you? - Me

Straight as a circle, but crooked like a line. What am I?

~Ravigna

Jul 6, 2009, 6:35:05 AM

Thank you for the fave!

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"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration"

--Thomas Edison

...SO STOP FRETTING ABOUT YOUR SKILLS AND GO PRACTICE!! XD

~TheWrathOfTheMuffin

Jun 29, 2009, 12:27:49 AM

Thanks for the fave! <3

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...in my pants.

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~Rasende

Jun 28, 2009, 3:46:14 PM

Thank you so much for the +fav~!

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Yum.

~Ananaskeksi

Jun 18, 2009, 1:42:07 PM

Thanks for the

!

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Boink!

~analoren

Jun 17, 2009, 11:02:58 AM

thanks for the

on "PrimeTime Fortress - Medic"!

~analoren

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Life is a series of doors and only you hold the keys.

*YouInventedMe

Jun 15, 2009, 12:03:03 PM

thanks for the

on swing low, sweet Roswell (Vegas interlude)

xo!

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I am a poetry admin for *DailyLitDeviations.

interested in collaborating?
writer, photographer, painter, whatever(er) -
I'll mix with words with anything you've got.

currently on collab hiatus

~sgtst0rm

Jun 12, 2009, 10:07:20 AM

Thanks for the favorite! C:

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grass grows, birds fly, sunshines and brotha
i heal people
i steal sandviches
if you were from, where i was from, you'd be drinking Bonk!}}